Doctor Venture CosPlay
“Great. So we haul ass all over the world, almost got ourselves killed and now nothing to show for it! Not even gas money!” 
“When Marrakesh is overrun by mutant lizard people, don’t come crying to me!” 
“Why is it every time I need to get somewhere, we get waylaid by jackassery?” 
“So you see, by applying the basic principles of the scientific method to the matter, we learn very quickly that the myth of the chupacabra is just that – utter crap.” 
“Look, if you have a clumsy child, you make him wear a helmet. If you have death-prone children, you keep a few clones of them in your lab.”